Several steps away from the infamous
"Elfin Ladder" and "Bubba's Bait Bucket", is
"shit on a stick". Now the wife and I have "shit on a
spring" to muddle over.
Those from a particular persuasion will
rile against "class war" - without ever suggesting the world is
flat in case they come away sounding greedy or superior or blind.
They generally sit on the right-handed side. But we left-handed have
our pride too.
Rarely straight forward when it comes to "thou shalt not
kill." More complex still, when it comes to "the hungry
shalt go hungry until they learn how to fish." But, whatever
its shade, to see "shit on a spring" at the wholesale show was
And in the middle somewhere is "who am I to
judge?" Here, I am too old to ponder the dilemma - "judge
not lest you be judged." Nor have I much sympathy for the word
"shalt." Especially when found in conjunction with the
Odd how difficult it is to be polite to the wealthy
when they stop spending money.