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Friday December 30th 2011    Tim Candler

      Singing ear weather, accompanied by occasional dizziness, spotty frost and those little green dots that drift across eyesight in a truly irritating manner. One solution could be exercise.  The other solution is to enter a competition with The Artist to see which one of us is more determined.  

     She told me her fingers were itchy, and her eyes felt puffy because she had spent half an hour stripping Poison Ivy vine believing it to be Honeysuckle, but I wasn't to worry because she'd taken the anti-histamine, which sometimes worked in her favor so she was going back to to strip more Honeysuckle. I sneezed for half an hour then offered to make soup.

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