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Sunday September 4th 2011    Tim Candler

    The one test subject sat down to address 'Wax Gourd And Little Bit of Chicken Chat Masala' with a positive frame, but upon hearing the expression 'Gelatinous Hunks of Fat'  from the other test subject it became harder and harder to concentrate upon relationships between spleen and related organs.

     Then this morning, it would seem to me that somewhere inside, disgruntlement and a mumbling dominate.  Lack of rain possibly.  Sevin Dust on the Eggplant maybe.  Or it could be a reaction to colorful  ice cream.  Either way yesterday's six hours in the kitchen gets a D-.  And here, incidentally, the F grade is reserved for meals that end in the back of an ambulance.

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