Sunday March 11th 2012 Tim
great mysteries, there is "Bluetooth." When I first read it I saw
"Blue Tooth" and reckoned it belonged to some pointless gadgetry
designed to further the well being of the wealthy. Along the
aisles and aisles of similar esteem maintenance, which I will try not to
call "crap" because I have a table top full of "useful things,"
it occurred to me that somewhere, someone decided upon the name
"Bluetooth" and maybe had reason.
I saw the committee
room, a bright young spotty thing, his or her enthusiasm well-bounded in
that obnoxious way, standing there before the old farts, who hopefully like
me thought "Bluetooth" a good name for a pirate. But I guess if our
children share the same name as baby goats then "Bluetooth" could be
something else as well. Quite what "Bluetooth" does or is
I have no idea, and I guess the question is, should I.