Friday April 12th 2013
A good wet day should be spent in something like a
garden shed. Listening to rain, in company with a push mower blade,
drinking cold coffee and blowing cigarette smoke at Bumble Bees.
Then, naturally enough, a person feels something crawling up his leg, he
rips of his trousers, loses his glasses, gets bitten by a Spider and the
day begins to deteriorate.
Quite why it is Spiders bite
people I don't know. It's possible they think of us as huge meals.
Great big jelly roll doughnuts with the Raspberry flavored filling, very
prominent and noisy in the grocery aisle, with just enough sugar and deep
fried bleached flour to cause salivating of mouth parts, a box of them on
sale for two ninety five. It's also possible Spiders bite people to