Sunday January 19th 2013
Huge excitement at the Fulfillment Center. It's integrity was
upset by a ruptured bowel. The resulting occasional puddle of
uncertain quality, meant ninety-nine point nine percent of us were given
our opportunity to go home early. And happy to report there was no
car-park incident during the skedaddle.
These sort of random moments of pure joy are in my view what
Fulfillment should be all about. And I yearn for the day when internet
orders are filled at the whim of a retail mail order employee.
Most people would get back ordered copies of Locke's Second Treatise
on Government from me. Interesting face he has. If I stare
at it long enough I start to feel guilty about something.