An English In Kentucky


















 Monday November 10th 2014Tim Candler


   There will be a move upstairs. Check out the old place. Give it a good sniff. Say Hi to The Great Black Wasp and The Hornet, that sort of thing. And it's all kind of exciting. There might even be a Lady Bird gathering by way of a ceremonial Welcome Home. But first there will have to be a few minor alterations to the "Egress and Degress" which is what we handymen call staircases.

    We haven't always called staircases "Egress and Degress." There was a time when we simply used to call them "Stairs," but over time a handyman may develop a more "Up and Down" relationship with his "Stairs."  A more passionate sense of them. This usually stems from something like falling down "Stairs" or staring at them for a period not exceeding three months.

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