An English In Kentucky


















 Tuesday November 4th 2014 Tim Candler


   It's the sudden gust of wind that can sometimes persuade the ladder a tornado could be imminent. And like all well prepared citizens the ladder knows that the safer place to be during tornado is in a ditch, or face down on the ground. Certainly not leaning against a wall granting a voter his opportunity to get off his roof.

    And it's all very well sporting the "I Voted" sticker, but I'll tell you this much when you're up there and the ladder decides to run away, an "I Voted" sticker does you very little good. As well, of the noises available to anyone stuck on a roof without a ladder, you'll find that the two fingered whistle is the one that might finally attract attention.

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