Monday April 12th 2016Tim
are beginning to bloom. The older theory is that when
Lilac Bloom, the local community of Hoppy Bug emerge
from their winter quarters, they say hello to each
other, have a stiff drink and proceed to hunt around for
things to molest, like Eggplant and Potato. So best to
wait until Lilac have finished blooming before even
mentioning the words Eggplant or Potato.
wonderful how the mind can take hold of an idea, consider it
a revelation, then cling to it as though it were a life raft
on the sea of discordance, rather than something that makes
no sense whatsoever. Newer theories include the idea that
Hoppy Bug are the Creeping Grass of the Insect World, they
are both distantly related to the Fallen Angel Lucifer and
the bloom of Lilac is the bloom of Lilac.