Tuesday July 12th 2016Tim
Stinkbugs in the Chard this year. I'd call this a
blessing. The reason being that frozen Stinkbug is
incredibly unwholesome, and during the Chard washing
processes, a Chard Leaf Processor who may have become
genetically adapted to pounce on Stinkbug, squish the
life out of them, can end up with Stinkbug goo on their
fingers. And I'll tell you this much no amount of
washing can rid Chard leaves of the astonishingly
unappetizing esters that Stinkbug can produce.
there seem to be more Spiders in the Chard. Not certain
there's a relationship between number of Spiders and number
of Stinkbug, but there is a little something about Spiders.
Don't mind the Jumping Spider, the Wolf of the Spider world,
independent nomadic creatures. Don't mind the diligent Web
Weaving Matrons. It's the little tiny Swarming Spider that
I'm most wary of. They seem hell bent on a mission to bite
something so they might pass on effortlessly to their
own Nirvana. Can't really see them, so what with the
twitching from being creeped out it can be rough out there.