Tuesday August 29th 2017Tim
Sneezing and false teeth don't go well together. The
momentary relief of a sneeze is soon lost to the idea of
your false teeth flying through the air, heading
directly for something that might not be hygienic, or
something like a Kitten with sharp teeth and an interest
in blood sports. This means that when you sneeze you
have to use your tongue to hold your false teeth in.
There's a chance of course that my false teeth are a
little loose on the gums, but who knows.
area of immediate concern is the capacity for verbal
communication. Oh sure, there are things like S's to worry
about, but I'm more concerned by the possibility that false
teeth further reduce the wearers recall of everyday words.
Small comfort that I've been losing this rather crucial
ability for many years. And sadly, unlike cats, we people
have yet to develop the medium of telepathy when seeking